Title: Overboard Author:calanor Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter Rating: PG Word Count: 241 Warnings: Innuendo. Beta:accio_kilt Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only. Lemon drop anyone? A/N: you know that picture of Alan Rickman jumping from the boat naked? :D
Harry grunted as he rowed the boat across the lake while Severus sat stiffly with his arms crossed. "I don't see why we couldn't use magic on the boat to move it. I mean what's the difference between now and using them when the first years cross the lake to the castle?"
"The only time we use enchanted boats is then. That's the only time. There are magic sensitive plants and creatures in the lake that are affected, Potter! Hogwarts places a shield over the plants and the creatures move to the other end of the lake for the night."
"So for a brief ten to fifteen minutes that part of the lake clears out for the crossing and the plants that we need are not in that part anyway."
Harry huffed. "Okay, how are we going to harvest these plants? Bubble head charms? Gillyweed?"
"Stop here, Potter!" Severus said without answering Harry's inquiries.
Harry pulled the oars into the boat and waited for Severus next move. The older man stood and pulled off his black robe and stood before him naked. Harry swallowed hard as he looked his fill of his lover.
"I know you have hated the lake since the Tournament, so I shall retrieve the plants. No magic or clothing is allowed." Severus smirked as he turned and dove off the boat.
Harry shifted as his trousers were suddenly quite tight and crossed his arms, "Well, Bugger me."